> > Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over 
> > to the shoulder of the road, then carefully got out of the car and opened 
> > the trunk. I proceeded to take out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and 
> > stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
> > 
> > They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench 
> > coats, exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my 
> > surprise, cars start slowing down looking at mylifelike men, and of 
> > course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and 
> > waving like crazy. 
> > 
> > It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets 
> > out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a 
> > happy camper!
> > 
> > "What's going on here?"
> > 
> > "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
> > 
> > "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the 
> > road?"
> > 
> > I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 
> > "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"