> > Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over > > to the shoulder of the road, then carefully got out of the car and opened > > the trunk. I proceeded to take out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and > > stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. > > > > They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench > > coats, exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my > > surprise, cars start slowing down looking at mylifelike men, and of > > course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and > > waving like crazy. > > > > It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets > > out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a > > happy camper! > > > > "What's going on here?" > > > > "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. > > > > "Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the > > road?" > > > > I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, > > "Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"